But that’s the thing — it’s so obvious that’s what you’re doing, that we find it really desperate. We don’t know if you as a giant banana is your Halloween look or just your average Tuesday. But not, like, 10 pictures of you playing in a band.DO include pictures of yourself with your pets — if they happen to be cuddly puppies or kittens. Also, most girls over the age of 23 aren’t trying to get with a dude in a band. DON’T post a zillion pictures of yourself in a bikini — unless you’re looking to attract the type of juicehead dudes who are looking for girls who spend the majority of their days in bikinis.
Apparently this is a thing that lots of girls do — it must be the International Symbol for Manic Pixie Dream Girl or something. Unless you are a princess, in which case, ignore this point and commence with the tiara. DO include photos of yourself having fun, but like, not too much fun. Thanks to the bazillion dating apps and websites on the market, you can now find potential love interests based on the people you cross paths with, your social media friend network, and even your affinity for farming.we’re to believe the marketing geniuses at Match.com, one in five couples now meets online.We’ve been looking, and dang, have we seen some messed up profile pictures.
Listen, it’s sad but true, but your online dating profile pic can make the difference between somebody asking you out or moving right along.
We’re superficial, we know these things and are guilty of passing on perfectly nice guys because they looked stanky in their pics.
As such, we’ve come up with a simple list of dos and don’ts for both men and women to follow when selecting their all-important profile images.
These suggestions have been culled with the help of our picky dude friends who have looked at countless online profiles, too, so they know what they’re talking about.
FOR GUYS DON’T include photos of yourself with more attractive friends.
Actually, try not to include pictures of yourself with friends, period. You don’t want us inquiring after your friend Steve do you? Yeah, yeah, we get it: you want to prove to us that you’ve, in fact, touched a real live girl before.