While dads may be glad to see their daughter happy or in love, when it comes to father and daughters, there are some hard line rules that NO suitor should cross, unless they want to meet the kind of special wrath only angry dads can dish out.I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.
Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka -- zipped up to her throat. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been.
But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe. After sitting down for dinner, the discussion among the family turns to breasts. Here's a hilarious and adorable compilation of penguins being their clumsy selves! A man who hasn't had an easy life awakes from his coma.
If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. While Dad thinks he's cracked a fine joke, he never expected Mom's comeback... 15-year-old Joshua sets out to put a bad report card into perspective. (Rude) A man in his eighties gets up from his usually sitting place on the couch. He realizes that he's lucky to have his devoted wife by his side, but then he begins to wonder... Newlywed Countryside Lovin' Homer and Darlene are countryside newlyweds.
If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating.
My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge.
Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness.Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls.This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter.Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget.